Oh Mom...

it's inevitable...i WILL be making fun of my mom on here. :) she's cute, and i love her...but she's also the main reason i'm crazy...so it's only fair for me to blog about her. :)

i got a call from momma dukes the other day...and all calls from my mom start out exactly the same:

me: hello?
mom: Lisa??
me: nope, it's mother theresa. (long pause). umm, yea mom. it's me. what's up?

not sure who she thinks is going to answer my cell phone...anyways, back to the phone conversation....

mom: oh. have you talk to joey? he don't answer me. can you tech message him? (and yes, she meant, text message-but it comes out tech message with my mom's japanese accent)
me: umm, if he's not answering for you, then i highly doubt he'll respond to me.
mom: can you just do it please? you so quick.
me: fine. anything else?
mom: have you met a nice boy yet? i want you to be good friends with someone and make babies.
me: i'm hanging up now, mom. i'll talk to you later.

sheesh. if i had a dollar for everytime she asked me if i've "met a nice boy" i'm pretty sure i'd be insanely rich by now....

Dear Aziz Ansari, I love you.

I feel the need to address some celebrities and let them know exactly how infatuated i am with them. First on my list...AZIZ ANSARI!!!!

Dear Aziz,
I looked at my calendar and realized that in just a mere 23 days, i will be seeing YOU in DC at the warner theatre!!!!! I. AM. STOKED! i have been talking about this show for MONTHS. (literally, since i bought these tickets back in march) i'm bringing my brother, so if you want to hit on me after the show, it's totally cool....'cause i AM single, ya know ;) i'm gonna post some of your links (for all those people that don't know who you are...they totally should-you are HILARIOUS!). I heard your new material is good...can't wait! Sooooo, i'm thinking you...me....a couple drinks after the show?!? think about it....
Love,
Lisa

Aziz Ansari (Harris)
Aziz on Jimmy Kimmel
Parks and Recreation
Aziz on Letterman

My First Blog!

I have FINALLY caved. I have officially started a blog...there must be pigs flying or hell must be freezing over! JUST KIDDING! I'm a little late with the trends, so don't judge. Besides, I'm a simple girl that is just trying to keep my head above water with myspace (yes, i still check that every once in awhile), facebook, emails, texts, IMs (yes, i still use Instant Messenger as well) and every other non-verbal communication outlet. Sheesh! this was just one more 'thing' to add to that list. I'm not exactly sure what i'll be writing about...or if it'll even be funny...but since one of my many "bucket list" items is to write a book, i figured this would be a good test/first step. I guess the first thing to do, is to introduce myself, right? My name is Lisa. I'm 2 years from turning 30 (which, i'm dreading...and DO NOT tell me that 30 is the new 20-that does NOT help). Obviously, (from my title) you know that I'm single, and that I find myself somewhat funny. I have a tendency to type the way I talk. I only work out so that I can come home to veg on the couch and eat a carton of ice cream. I love clothes, but hate dressing up (I'm a tshirt/jeans kind of girl). Music is my life. Those are the basic facts that you need to know about me, but stay tuned. I'll reveal more facts in later blogs...anyways, bare with me. I'm still new at this. Hopefully, I'll have some funny/witty/crazy experiences to share along this wild, blog ride. wish me luck!