after the lazy labor day weekend, i had no choice but to go to the gym. (because i did nothing all weekend long besides stuff my face--chipotle was calling my name). it was DEFINITELY a necessary trip to burn the 500 million calories in ONE chipotle burrito--those things are SOOOO DELICIOUS...ANYWAYS, after leaving the gym, i proceed to check my phone...not like anyone texts/calls me...USUALLY...but today was a different story. i received the below text from someone with a 512 area code (i found out that it's a texas area code--thank you, google).
(512): sorry for the delay. not sure why i was a secret...no need. i am very outgoing, love people and am sometimes a bit too outspoken. I am sorry for addressing him in that way--certainly meant nothing but to be funny. If you are not comfortable with us being friends i totally understand--he is your man. i, however, will lose a nice friend.
after reading this, i immediately had to text back with:
me: DAMN RIGHT HE'S MY MAN. YOU BEST STEP OFF, SISTA. OTHERWISE I'LL BE FORCED TO POP A CAP IN YO ASS. (that's my alter ego, shaniqua talking...maybe THIS is why i'm single)...
right as i'm about to hit send...i get this text message from the same number:
(512): WHOOPS! sent that to the wrong number. please disregard :)
512, you got lucky....THIS time...but if you mess with my non-existant boyfriend again, i will have to bring shaniqua back out...WATCH YO SELF...
